Out of the brilliance of Sarah and I, your 2010 All-Mess Team:

centers:
Jordan Staal (PIT)
Jiri Tlusty (CAR)
Max Talbot(PIT)
Vladimir Sobotka (BOS)

lw:
Dany Heatley (SJS)
Sean Avery (NYR)
Dan Carcillo (PHI)
Riley Cote (PHI)

rw:
Patrick Kane (CHI)
Jarkko Ruutu (OTT)
Sergei Kostitsyn (MON)
Phil Kessel (TOR)

d:
Mike Green (WAS)
Mike Komisarek (MON)
Joe Corvo (CAR)
Dennis Wideman (BOS)
Mike Commodore (CBJ)
Sheldon Souray (EDM)

g:
Martin Brodeur (NJD)
Ray Emery (PHI)
Vesa Toskala (ANA)

Coaches:
John Tortorella
Wayne Gretzky
Barry Melrose
Patrick Roy (Goalie coach)

Lines:

The Liqour Line (or the Drunk Driving Line):
Heatley, Staal, Kane

Gay or European? Line:
Avery, Sobotka, Kostitsyn

Terrible Facial Hair Line:
Carcillo, Talbot, Kessel

Poor Body Decisions Line:
Cote, Tlusty, Ruutu

D Pairings:
Wideman/Green, the *sigh of defeat* line
Komisarek/Commodore, the Mike Who? line
Corvo/Souray, the Scandal line