Not that we needed to second guess them, but hooray for Canadia, who took home (will be taking home? Are they out of Russia yet?) the IIHF World Cup.

Colby Armstrong is excited, and you should be too.

I’ve been being a horrible hockey fan and not watching any of the games for the past two days, but in my defense, GRADUATING FROM COLLEGE. SORRY. Yes, it took all my self restraint not to Stanley Cup Hoist(tm) the diploma cover when I got it. Of course, with a flat rectangular thing, it’s a little less obvious that you’re actually doing the Stanley Cup Hoist ™.

Oh well. Maybe when I get my masters in Pennsylvania there will be enough hockey fans to get it.