Dear NHL on NBC,
Why do you feel the need to have hideous graphics? And why must you have SPONSORED penalties? I don’t care that one of the Sucktroit Red Globs was sent to the sin bin sponosred by KFC. And I also don’t care that you’re totalling how long Pronger’s been on the ice. You need to take a note from the CBC, whos’ scoreboard headers aren’t obtrusive and obnoxious. Right now, it looks like you let someone’s 15 year old Photoshopper make your little buttons…. the whole “webby buttons” thing is SO 2002.
Dearest NBC, please try to be like the CBC. Then you would not make so much with the sucking.
P.S. Teemu Selanne, you are my personal hero for today. I will even refrain from calling you “Team Man Salami” for the rest of the evening for the brilliance that was that last bouncing shot.
But please… can we lose the pimp chain?