Imma get my hummer, Imma drive myself down to Binghamton, and Imma MESS WITH YOUR AHL TEAM.
That’s right, for those of you who haven’t heard it yet, Ray Emery will be in goal for the Binghamton Baby Sens as the Bears face them tomorrow (10/13), attempting to rehab his previously surgeryified wrist. I’m really REALLY hoping for a Bears win on this one just so I can wander around talking like Knob Hockey Emery for a day or two. And having to explain myself slowly and painfully to everyone around me.
Come on Bears. He’s only Ray MotherF’in Emery. You can stuff it past him and then laugh at his questionable fashion sense afterwards. I’m especially looking at you, Jay Beagle. After they rested you for this game, I expect you to go out there and play like a man possessed. Deano, I want to hear you say “dipsy doodle” in commentary again. Louie, please to be killing some dudes. Metaphorically, of course. I don’t want you to take the hint from the Flyers and play the “How Many Suspended At Once?” game. The rest of you, play some good goddamned hockey.
And don’t let Emery get his Hummer on the ice…