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This is your brain on playoffs….
April 24, 2008 | Filed in: da b'ars

All you need to know about game 4 is this: WE WON IT.
In more words: Down one, up one, tied, up one, tied with 18 seconds to go, GWG 20 SECONDS INTO OVERTIME. WOOOOO, MOTHERLOVING BEARS.

Dear Bears,

Freddy: I take back anything even remotely negative I said about you during the regular season. You were a beast. Where were you hiding that the past 5 months? No, nevermind, I don’t even care. Just don’t lose it.

Giroux: What is this, you’re a regular turnover machine for the entirety of regulation, you’ve broken me down to the point of almost begging No-Pass-Motzko back, and then you SCORE 20 SECONDS INTO OVERTIME? You’re a bad boy for playing with my emotions like that. No points to you. (do it again, it hurts so good.)

Fehr: Welcomebackiloveyou. No, really, thank you for coming back like the good sport you are and putting it all out there on the ice for another game. It was painfully clear that you were carrying this team once in a while, and that you’re really an NHL caliber player, but oh dear lord, it was amazing to watch the rest of the guys try to play up to you. Stick with it. Be a leader.

Gordon: You’re currently leading in Bears points scored during playoff games. You still make me ridiculously happy. Keep it up.

Hunt: You drive me nuts. You make bad choices and always seem out of place. Please, PLEASE take a lesson from Sami.

Lepisto: Silent but solid. I’m okay with this. (you could shoot once in a while…it’s okay)

Teen Wolf: Nice SHOT! Remember how that felt and dooooo iiiiiiiit (again.)

Beagle: What is this, you getting chippy? I’m okay with it, but duuuuude, trying to take Minard and then giving him the “Whatever, little man.” face was awesome. I cheered and the entire section around me thought I was on crack.

Pinizzotto: Like it, but please remember we’re playing for the puck, not for the big hit. I see a future for you in roller derby.

(BTW, all of you, PUCK then BODY. PUCK FIRST. PUCK SCORES. BODY JUST… HURTS.)







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