That goal was in, you blind sons of pig-dogs. I don’t care if Biron’s glove WAS over it, you could see the edge of the puck and the rest of the red line, and if you continued it, that puck was WELL over the line, even if it was under Biron’s stupid glove. Any well-trained and semi-intelligent monkey could draw the rest of that line and see where the puck was.

That’s enough to make me want to punch employees when walking by a Footlocker.

Watching games on TV really just proves to me that I need to live in an NHL town.

Dearest Jarkko Ruutu, how could that NOT have been embellishment? I understand your need to kick Martin Biron in the nuts on some level, but that was, well, obvious.

FLEURY. YOU ARE NOT CONKLIN. NONE OF THIS WANDERING STUFF.

Hooray, Talbot! Downie Soft, please not to be breaking the glass onto our fans expressing your displeasure at your own manhood. You can do that crap in the Wachovia, but not here.

“Lot of long-range shots by Philadelphia” says the announcer man. Just not a lot of long-range accuracy.

Pens 4-2, 2-0 in the series

GO FLIGHTLESS BIRDS