Okay, I’ll be the first to admit I have bizarre taste in music. Yesterday it was Disney in Finnish, the day before that I’m pretty sure it was a Russio-Austrian ska band named Russkaja, and today I was listening to Gaelic Storm on the way home from work.

That all, however, was trumped by this one singular music video by Vlad Topalov, or ???? ??????? if you will, entitled “Perfect Criminal” and uploaded onto Youtube October 14. Here’s a hint, start watching carefully after you see the knife, skillet and then spatula. The best part’s around 3:50.

Yes.

Yes that is exactly who you think it is.

From what I can pick out of a plot here, the girls are luring the male prisoners out of their cells to fondle them, then to kill them, and I’m guessing that they’re serving the last one’s heart to the next victim. Twisted, but on a Resident Evil scale of twisted, this is pretty damn awesome at the same time.

Of course, one has to wonder-is A.O. going to give up hockey for a full time entertainment job? Between this and the Caps intro video this year he seems to be getting quite the taste for eyeliner.

UPDATE:
A little more poking at Youtube, and I’ve found A.O. behind the scenes talking to what seems to be a Russian TV/internet personality. According to her, he’s actually the last man on earth. No pressure there, Alex.