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October 30, 2008 | Filed in: Sad Panda, Ultimate Dumbness, da b'ars

Dateline: Tuesday, October 28.

Place: Giant Center, Hershey PA.

Time: 7AM.

Event: Sara Palin enters building that houses the Hershey Bears for Republican rally. Bears are on bus to Ontario, to play the Hamilton Bulldogs. We can only hope there was no direct contact.

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Dateline: Wednesday, October. 29

Place: Copps Coliseum, Hamilton, Ontario.

Time: 9:30ish PM

Event: Hershey Bears lose 0-6 to the Hamilton Bulldogs in regulation. Hershey Bears have now lost only 2 of 9 games, with 7 wins. They still lead the East Division by two points over the Sound Tigers.

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Tell me there isn’t a Palinite hockey curse. She doesn’t even have to drop the puck on a team, just be in their home building and they’re screwed. If you ever needed a reason to vote non-republican, DO IT FOR THE HOCKEY. PLEASE. I BEG YOU.

I, for one, will be wearing every good luck charm I ever managed to accumulate the next time I’m in there. If someone wants to sage smudge the entire building or circle it in salt to absorb the evil spirits, boy howdy, I’ll show up with an entire can of Morton’s. When it rains, it pours!







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